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yo, 20 year old nerd. ask me whatever and i'll answer.

altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

flipphones:

the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down

thebaconsandwichofregret:

nipplethief:

seduce me with film references

As you wish

rudimentree:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

dang…that’s …i mean dang…

rudimentree:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

dang…that’s …i mean dang…

c1u:

reblog if you are into bondage or if you like french fries

thedoctorknows:

sebastillestans:

i was watching the first avenger and wondering how Bucky knew Steve was getting his ass kicked in the back of some random alley behind a movie theatre

like does he just check alleyways whenever he’s walking down a street to see if Steve’s started another fight he can’t finish

the answer is probably yes

headcanon that, even when brainwashed, Bucky still stops at alleyways and looks down them to find nothing

and he never knows what he’s looking for

rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

Anonymous said: I think youre CUTE 😍

thisismarshal:

AAHHH THANK OKAY MAYBE BUT NO

DEFINITELY YES THO

c0rvling:

give ‘em the ol’

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