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yo, 20 year old nerd. ask me whatever and i'll answer. (also your new, cool dad)

slowlydieingontheinside:

some of my favorite Disney cospalys

a-spoon-is-born:

intrikate88:

elodieunderglass:

one thing I want to say today relates to my current job. (As you guys know, I’ve left off working in science labs to work an office job in sci comm. My role is kind of … nebulous and involves a lot of “oh, Elodie can help you with…

brownpeopleproblems:

jagoayeea:

Amanjeet Singh is from East Palo Alto, California. He was last seen with his Mexican friend, Angel, who is also missing, at a Starbucks in EPA last week. They have been missing for a week. They were headed towards the wooded area close to Stanford and Palo Alto. Amanjeet is 6 ft tall, small build, last seen donning a black turban, and has a small beard. Please share his photo with hashtag #findamanjeet and #missingsikhteen CALL POLICE IF SEEN! His family, friends and community are praying for his safe return! #missingteen #California #eastpaloalto #amanjeetchahal #sikh #khalsa #amanjeetsingh #bayarea

Signal boost!!!!!

brownpeopleproblems:

jagoayeea:

Amanjeet Singh is from East Palo Alto, California. He was last seen with his Mexican friend, Angel, who is also missing, at a Starbucks in EPA last week. They have been missing for a week. They were headed towards the wooded area close to Stanford and Palo Alto. Amanjeet is 6 ft tall, small build, last seen donning a black turban, and has a small beard. Please share his photo with hashtag #findamanjeet and #missingsikhteen CALL POLICE IF SEEN! His family, friends and community are praying for his safe return! #missingteen #California #eastpaloalto #amanjeetchahal #sikh #khalsa #amanjeetsingh #bayarea

Signal boost!!!!!

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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bull-shipping:

bull-shipping:

bull-shipping:

what are the strongest days of the week?

saturday and sunday. the rest are weekdays.

stop unfollowing me

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

curvellas:

talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation and respect. so when your three year old niece tells you that dragons don’t like cupcakes because the color blue is a spoon you better nod your head and ask her to explain more about that. 

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

THIS IS TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE